Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
I don’t even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts’s upcoming porno...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
