Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
