BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
