Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
Do you dream of being the COOLEST LOVER ON THE BLOCK? Do you regularly mistake torture devices for romantic accoutrements? Want...
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...