These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...