It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
