Hell Yes: Jack’s Soda Sex in a Can

Take a refreshing drink of Gape Soda. With your dick.

Three underwear-clad gay dudes advertising Jack's Soda Sex in a Can series.

These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh…

Even though my boyfriend wasn’t a huge fan of his Sex in a Can series Fleshlight — the Succu Dry — I’m still giggling like a schoolgirl over this new, gay-oriented Sex in a Can series, Jack’s Soda.

It’s just so bright and playful! And campy; I mean, fruit sodas… for gay men. The “flavors” are Cherry Pop, Banana Cream, and Gape Soda. Oh yes, they went there. And the semen splatters seem oddly at home among the fruits…

I think I’m in love with this series because it reminds me of silly childhood things, like smelly markersxylophones, and Lisa Frank. That’s right — I just compared masturbation sleeves to Lisa Frank. Take that, elementary school!

Dorky aside: when I went to save this image from the Fleshjack website, the image name was dudes.jpg. Hell yeah, dudes!

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