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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

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    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

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    That time I came out to my entire high school

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Superskin is the patented material that all Fleshlights are made out of. The actual composition is unknown, as Fleshlight calls it a “company secret.” Superskin very soft and squishy (think flaccid penis), but also very porous. It must be powdered with corn starch to keep it from becoming tacky.

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Review: Fleshlight Vibro

June 18, 2013
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the... Keep Reading
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Review: Flight

January 3, 2013
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the... Keep Reading
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Hell Yes: Jack’s Soda Sex in a Can

April 9, 2010
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my... Keep Reading
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Review: Succu Dry Fleshlight

March 12, 2010
Ever since the line of Sex in a Can Fleshlights came out, I’ve wanted to snag one for my boyfriend.... Keep Reading
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Review: Tera Patrick Fleshlight (Twista)

January 22, 2010
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight.... Keep Reading
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Review: Fleshlight

September 27, 2009
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,... Keep Reading

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