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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking

    A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

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I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
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Guest Review: Bro Sleeve (Good Head Helping Head sleeve)

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If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
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Review: Fleshlight Vibro

June 18, 2013
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
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Review: Flight

January 3, 2013
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
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Review: Spider

January 30, 2012
It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
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Review: Grip

May 11, 2010
Since falling for the Fleshlight, my boyfriend has had a distinct distaste for strokers that feel — as he puts it...
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Hell Yes: Jack’s Soda Sex in a Can

April 9, 2010
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
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Review: Succu Dry Fleshlight

March 12, 2010
Ever since the line of Sex in a Can Fleshlights came out, I’ve wanted to snag one for my boyfriend....
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Hell Yes: Cobra Libre

March 7, 2010
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
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Review: Tera Patrick Fleshlight (Twista)

January 22, 2010
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
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Topco Dual Pussy and Ass Stroker. Two vaginas, two buttholes.
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Um, No: Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

October 27, 2009
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
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Shame, Fleshlight style

October 10, 2009
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
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Review: Fleshlight

September 27, 2009
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
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Review: Stroker

July 20, 2009
I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made...
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Review: Monkey Spanker

March 26, 2009
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
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