In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
