I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
Outside the theater, most people are hipsters. Most people are smoking. But the people that stand out are the ones...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
