I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throe.... Keep Reading
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived... Keep Reading
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop.... Keep Reading
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex... Keep Reading
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to... Keep Reading
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to... Keep Reading
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of... Keep Reading
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever... Keep Reading
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing... Keep Reading
I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for... Keep Reading
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have... Keep Reading
Warming my boyfriend up to anal play has been a challenge thus far — to say the least. The last... Keep Reading
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I... Keep Reading
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me.... Keep Reading
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,... Keep Reading
