While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,... Keep Reading
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,... Keep Reading
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,... Keep Reading
If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I... Keep Reading
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t... Keep Reading
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos... Keep Reading
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t... Keep Reading
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t... Keep Reading
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throe.... Keep Reading
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free... Keep Reading
The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling... Keep Reading
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean... Keep Reading
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay... Keep Reading
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the... Keep Reading
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,... Keep Reading
