I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...