Everyone knows regulation in the sex toy industry is practically nonexistent, right? We all accept that as fact. We have...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
This year, I thought I’d participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I’ve already been able to grant some of Ashley’s...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
