Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
