I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that... Keep Reading
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I... Keep Reading
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying... Keep Reading
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my... Keep Reading
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a... Keep Reading
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,... Keep Reading
I always wanted to be a writer. I wrote e.e. cummings quotes on the inside of my closet and on the... Keep Reading
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,... Keep Reading
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to... Keep Reading
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t... Keep Reading
Outside the theater, most people are hipsters. Most people are smoking. But the people that stand out are the ones... Keep Reading
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I... Keep Reading
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of... Keep Reading
It started out innocently enough, with a girls-only presentation about periods in the fifth grade. On a super-secretive slip of paper,... Keep Reading
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5.... Keep Reading
