Banter
Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throw over it. It was a...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
