Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos... Keep Reading
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to... Keep Reading
[Update: Please read my post EdenFantasys: A pattern of deception for more info about the sneaky and downright unethical practices perpetrated... Keep Reading
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now.... Keep Reading
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that... Keep Reading
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a... Keep Reading
There comes a time in every website’s life when it starts to outgrow itself. It becomes clunky, out-dated, technologically subpar.... Keep Reading
A while back, the craze of Formspring.me caught on within the sex blogging community. People were asking each other questions... Keep Reading
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party... Keep Reading
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I... Keep Reading
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite... Keep Reading
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free... Keep Reading
It started out innocently enough, with a girls-only presentation about periods in the fifth grade. On a super-secretive slip of paper,... Keep Reading
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my... Keep Reading
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack... Keep Reading
