I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
