May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there....
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
It started out innocently enough, with a girls-only presentation about periods in the fifth grade. On a super-secretive slip of paper,...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
