With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess.... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent... Keep Reading
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative... Keep Reading
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this... Keep Reading
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and... Keep Reading
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a... Keep Reading
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that... Keep Reading
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then... Keep Reading
Some time has passed since the bulk of the hoopla with Don Wands/Glow Industries — remember the weekend of questionable... Keep Reading
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight... Keep Reading
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does... Keep Reading
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:... Keep Reading
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very... Keep Reading
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is... Keep Reading
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!... Keep Reading
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:... Keep Reading
