The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I... Keep Reading
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out... Keep Reading
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to... Keep Reading
“Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time.” —Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop.... Keep Reading
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex... Keep Reading
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:... Keep Reading
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many... Keep Reading
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions... Keep Reading
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative... Keep Reading
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to... Keep Reading
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS... Keep Reading
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look... Keep Reading
Some time has passed since the bulk of the hoopla with Don Wands/Glow Industries — remember the weekend of questionable... Keep Reading
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its... Keep Reading
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to... Keep Reading
