“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Dear this spammy ad’s target audience: I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea… Have a...
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
