I always wanted to be a writer. I wrote e.e. cummings quotes on the inside of my closet and on the...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
Outside the theater, most people are hipsters. Most people are smoking. But the people that stand out are the ones...
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
