...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
