It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t...