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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for...
