GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
Everyone knows regulation in the sex toy industry is practically nonexistent, right? We all accept that as fact. We have...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...