“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...