Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
There comes a time in every website’s life when it starts to outgrow itself. It becomes clunky, out-dated, technologically subpar....
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
