April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
I always wanted to be a writer. I wrote e.e. cummings quotes on the inside of my closet and on the...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
