I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there....
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...