These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does...
If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...