Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
It started out innocently enough, with a girls-only presentation about periods in the fifth grade. On a super-secretive slip of paper,...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...