I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...