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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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Best sex toy storage: plastic drawers

I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
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Table of dildos! And camera! And notebook! And laptops! And coffee!
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15 rules for writing a sex toy review that doesn’t royally suck

There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
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Coffee and the Tantus Goddess
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New arrival: Goddess

With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
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CatalystCon swag bag. Apparently Wet makes a lube called Uranus.
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The amazing things that happened at CatalystCon

IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
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Video camera pointed directly at you, ominously.
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Porn, degradation, and Khan Tusion

When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
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How does a sex toy reviewer decorate an office?

Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
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Sex toy temporary tattoos and the lengths we go through to photograph them. Photo by Kate Sinclaire.
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Together, we form one fully functional human

7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
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Lorax, me, and Queerie Bradshaw showing off our special conference manicures on top of some Tantus stickers.
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I can’t sum up CatalystCon

It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
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Obama will be president, and seven other awesome things

Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
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Drawer of sex toys, dildos and vibrators alike.
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Peek inside my sex toy storage

I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
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Those wild 'n' free cords you see? For my Kindle and iPod. The sex toy cords are wrapped up nicely.
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Sex toy storage: chargers and lube edition

Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
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Pills spilled on an orange surface.
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The 2 weeks of my sex life I lost to Zoloft

My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
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True fact.
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What the fuck, EdenFantasys?

Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
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Bouquet of hand drawn sex toys.
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Friends who have sex with each other

Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
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Ophoria Beyond 3 dildo on a wooden floor.
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Review: Beyond 3

I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
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Avatar prototype

This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Review: Turn Me On Vibrating Panties

The Eroscillator standing proudly on a table, with the Ultra Soft Fingertip attachment (marshmallow) on it.

Review: Eroscillator

Magic Banana kegel exerciser and dildo, surrounded by plastic letters from the Bananagrams game spelling out "EMPOWERMENT."

Review: Magic Banana

Hitachi Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator on a zig-zag-patterned rainbow crocheted blanket.

Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable

iGino partying with a tequila shot,.

Review: iGino One

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