Everyone knows regulation in the sex toy industry is practically nonexistent, right? We all accept that as fact. We have...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
When I write a negative review of a toy, I don’t expect to ever hear from the company that produced...
I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...