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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
This scene is now only available on Her Porn Vol. 6, a compilation DVD which also contains the fantastic “Justify My Jiz” scene between Jiz Lee and Wolf Hudson. I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing eye for...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
...goal of mine. I have the rest of my post-college life to continue reviewing. I have quite a few things to review once I finish school. Here’s a little amuse-bouche in the meantime (now updated with links to the reviews). On My Dirty Knees, a porn film in which the...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
...saying, I really like your site heyepiphora.com — Its great! I was wondering if I could contribute a high quality, unique article about decorating a kid’s bedroom to heyepiphora.com in exchange for a link to my site, bunkbeds.net, within the article. I can also write about something of your choosing...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
