There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to... Keep Reading
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them... Keep Reading
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing... Keep Reading
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a... Keep Reading
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my... Keep Reading
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to... Keep Reading
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many... Keep Reading
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,... Keep Reading
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to... Keep Reading
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out... Keep Reading
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay... Keep Reading
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. Left to right: Alumina Motion/Revolve hybrid, Dual-Sided... Keep Reading
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived... Keep Reading
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,... Keep Reading
