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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...