EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throw over it. It was a...
This year, I thought I’d participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I’ve already been able to grant some of Ashley’s...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this....
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
