Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
April 6th, 2010 Wow, most frustrating masturbation session in a long time. I watched, but not really, Fashionistas, which wasn’t...
May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
This Christmas, every time I hugged my grandpa, he feigned outrage and yelled “sexual assault!” At my boyfriend’s parents’ house,...