Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
Some time has passed since the bulk of the hoopla with Don Wands/Glow Industries — remember the weekend of questionable...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling...
Everyone knows regulation in the sex toy industry is practically nonexistent, right? We all accept that as fact. We have...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
