It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
