Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
Dear this spammy ad’s target audience: I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea… Have a...
There comes a time in every website’s life when it starts to outgrow itself. It becomes clunky, out-dated, technologically subpar....
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
