I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
I’ve had to come out to my parents more than once. When I was 14, I wrote them a letter...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
