BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
I got my chance to tell my parents about my work sooner than I expected. They invited me over for...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
Outside the theater, most people are hipsters. Most people are smoking. But the people that stand out are the ones...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I...