The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.
Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while:
I mean, does it get any better?
Pugs and Fleshlights — in ONE VIDEO. I love it. My sex-toy-obsessed heart swells.
In case you are scarred, though, here is a video of pugs not being sexualized:
And let this post also serve as an announcement of a short blogging hiatus, while I relax and celebrate Christmas with my family. I will be back with more snark and reviews very soon.
Happy holidays, everyone! Stay warm and give your loved ones extra-long hugs.