I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throw over it. It was a...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...