Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does...
A while back, the craze of Formspring.me caught on within the sex blogging community. People were asking each other questions...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...