March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
...not uncomfortable and didn’t immediately want me to stop. When I eventually took my finger out of his ass, I felt far more optimistic than I ever have. As a finale, he fucked me with Mr. Man while I held the Hitachi on my clit. And yeah, I was happy....
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
