...not uncomfortable and didn’t immediately want me to stop. When I eventually took my finger out of his ass, I felt far more optimistic than I ever have. As a finale, he fucked me with Mr. Man while I held the Hitachi on my clit. And yeah, I was happy....
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind...
