I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
When I write a negative review of a toy, I don’t expect to ever hear from the company that produced...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...