A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
When I write a negative review of a toy, I don’t expect to ever hear from the company that produced...
This year, I thought I’d participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I’ve already been able to grant some of Ashley’s...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
