It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
A while back, the craze of Formspring.me caught on within the sex blogging community. People were asking each other questions...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
There comes a time in every website’s life when it starts to outgrow itself. It becomes clunky, out-dated, technologically subpar....
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling...