Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:...
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there....
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
If you had asked me years ago if I was ever going to tell my parents about my blog, I...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
