This Christmas, every time I hugged my grandpa, he feigned outrage and yelled “sexual assault!” At my boyfriend’s parents’ house,... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that... Keep Reading
“Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time.” —Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop.... Keep Reading
There comes a time in every website’s life when it starts to outgrow itself. It becomes clunky, out-dated, technologically subpar.... Keep Reading
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and... Keep Reading
I’ve had to come out to my parents more than once. When I was 14, I wrote them a letter... Keep Reading
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants... Keep Reading
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe.... Keep Reading
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy... Keep Reading
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most... Keep Reading
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out... Keep Reading
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this... Keep Reading
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my... Keep Reading
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions... Keep Reading
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept... Keep Reading
