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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

    Porn gems: playful domination & fireside fucking

    A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal. Cassette player lying in the grass, surrounded by sex toys and Epiphora-labeled cassette tapes.

    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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How not to design a sex game

March 9, 2018
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February 13, 2018
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common... Keep Reading
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Layers of hurt

January 21, 2018
This Christmas, every time I hugged my grandpa, he feigned outrage and yelled “sexual assault!” At my boyfriend’s parents’ house,... Keep Reading
A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.
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A decade of sex blogging

October 12, 2017
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.
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Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

August 20, 2017
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that... Keep Reading
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When we lose sex toy companies we love

July 30, 2017
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop.... Keep Reading
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SheVibe’s new site = awesome

July 24, 2017
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The secret truth about sex toy reviewing

June 19, 2017
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The Coming Out Interviews, pt. 1: Mom, I’m queer

May 9, 2017
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So, about that We-Vibe lawsuit…

March 15, 2017
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants... Keep Reading
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Review: Carter

February 25, 2017
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe.... Keep Reading
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Step inside my sex toy closet

February 12, 2017
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy... Keep Reading
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Ask Piph #9

October 4, 2016
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most... Keep Reading
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A sex blogger by any other name

September 3, 2016
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out... Keep Reading
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Sex toy video chat with Sandra from SheVibe and Epiphora!

August 22, 2016
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August 3, 2016
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