Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling... Keep Reading
Aerie greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites, with... Keep Reading
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS... Keep Reading
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the... Keep Reading
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t... Keep Reading
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:... Keep Reading
Yes, we play with dildos, but not in the way you think… Yes, we ride sex machines, but it is... Keep Reading
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my... Keep Reading
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,... Keep Reading
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about... Keep Reading
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen... Keep Reading
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took... Keep Reading
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will... Keep Reading
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have... Keep Reading
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste... Keep Reading
