In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
I always wanted to be a writer. I wrote e.e. cummings quotes on the inside of my closet and on the...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
...this… https://twitter.com/bedheadtweeting/status/416791431722721280 …we make sure to tweet about it. There is lots and lots of tweeting, photo-taking, and phone-gazing, and nobody ever scolds anyone else for not “living in the moment.” Because that is how we live in the moment. In our own strange little bubble of sex blogger normal. https://twitter.com/aeriesroom/status/416798274964574211...
