Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
I think it’s fair to say that my boyfriend’s getting a little irritated with having to bring in mail that...
Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is...
There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
