Today the mail guy brought me the Ophoria Pleasure No. 6 dildo. I was surprised to find that it is... Keep Reading
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:... Keep Reading
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and... Keep Reading
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative... Keep Reading
I think my boyfriend has discovered the secret to giving me gifts: all sex toys! For my birthday, he got... Keep Reading
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me.... Keep Reading
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then... Keep Reading
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have... Keep Reading
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess.... Keep Reading
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!... Keep Reading
