At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
...money or means right now. Comment here if you create a list, and I will be sure to read it and attempt to help you out. If you help me with anything from my list, I will do my best to reciprocate. At the very least, I can send you...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
...the morning, drink coffee, check Twitter and my RSS feeds. I watch documentaries and bad reality TV. I take naps. I hug my boyfriend. I go to the grocery store. Sometimes I make casserole. I work on reviews, little by little. I think about cleaning my apartment, then I don’t....
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
