I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
This year, I thought I’d participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I’ve already been able to grant some of Ashley’s...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...