I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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...not uncomfortable and didn’t immediately want me to stop. When I eventually took my finger out of his ass, I felt far more optimistic than I ever have. As a finale, he fucked me with Mr. Man while I held the Hitachi on my clit. And yeah, I was happy....
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Some time has passed since the bulk of the hoopla with Don Wands/Glow Industries — remember the weekend of questionable...
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
...into the background if not for Don’s comment. In trying desperately to publicly defend a product that one reviewer found lackluster, he has only made his company look defensive and stubborn. As Carrie Ann put it in the comments section, “[Don] could have made a good impression for the company...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there....
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throw over it. It was a...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I...
