I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
I have a lot of toys I don’t use. I’ve given a few away to friends, but most of them...
...not uncomfortable and didn’t immediately want me to stop. When I eventually took my finger out of his ass, I felt far more optimistic than I ever have. As a finale, he fucked me with Mr. Man while I held the Hitachi on my clit. And yeah, I was happy....
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
Some time has passed since the bulk of the hoopla with Don Wands/Glow Industries — remember the weekend of questionable...
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
When I write a negative review of a toy, I don’t expect to ever hear from the company that produced...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
It seems insane to me, but in about a month, I will be graduating from college. It is terrifying and,...
My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there....
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throw over it. It was a...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
