When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: I mean, does...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
It started out innocently enough, with a girls-only presentation about periods in the fifth grade. On a super-secretive slip of paper,...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
