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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
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Jollies resurfaces… on Etsy

I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
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Fun Factory G-Twist
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A touch of whimsy

I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
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Tantus sends me a box of challenges

I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
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Jollies / LuzArte Jack, Thrust, Mr. Man, and Jollie lying on the floor.
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Goodbye, Jollies

I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
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Want to harass people and get away with it? Join Formspring

A while back, the craze of Formspring.me caught on within the sex blogging community. People were asking each other questions...
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Legend for my header

Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
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A dude’s solution to the problem of phthalates

Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
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A milestone. A huge one.

I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
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5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
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It's exactly what you'd expect. A DVD in the mail in a sleeve.
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The Netflix of porn

I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
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Pornfail: Mmm, rubber

Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
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Old sex toy box from above.
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Once upon a time…

…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
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Things seen at an amateur porn film festival

Outside the theater, most people are hipsters. Most people are smoking. But the people that stand out are the ones...
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Afterward

After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
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My new Facebook fan page.
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I’m sick of you, Facebook

Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

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Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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My favorite lube? Sliquid anything

njoy Pure Wand stainless steel G-spot dildo on a painting of the ocean waves.

My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.

A decade of sex blogging

Split Dildo chillin' next to my coffee and mug warmer.

Review: Split Dildo

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