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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven

February 4, 2010
Billed as the “first ever gonzo queer film,” Seven Minutes in Heaven is a reality porn film that gathers a...
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Review: Speakeasy

February 3, 2010
I had high hopes for Speakeasy, Courtney Trouble’s third film, because its premise is incredibly hot: a detective discovers an...
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Review: Nostalgia

February 2, 2010
Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden...
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Review: Roulette

February 1, 2010
Roulette is Courtney Trouble’s first film, so sure — it’s clumsy. It’s awkward. The production values are lacking. It’s shot...
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Review: Belladonna’s Strapped Dykes

January 19, 2010
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
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Review: The Birthday Party

November 1, 2009
I expect a lot from Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot from The Birthday Party, since it marks one...
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Review: Content

October 4, 2009
Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
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Review: Rough Sex

August 23, 2009
So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
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Review: Pussy a Go Go

August 5, 2009
Pussy a Go Go is a fake documentary about a traveling burlesque carnival show — or, rather, the (often sexual)...
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Review: Hardcore Circus

July 29, 2009
A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno, which is why I was half-expecting the scenery...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men

July 19, 2009
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
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Review: Champion

July 7, 2009
Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains me not to fall head-over-heels in love with...
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Review: Finger Licking Good 6

June 24, 2009
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Review: Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Rough Sex

June 19, 2009
In trying to articulate what makes much of Tristan Taormino’s porn so great, I’ve decided on this: she pushes her...
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Review: Brent Corrigan’s Summit

June 2, 2009
Brent Corrigan’s Summit is supposed to be a reality-style porn film. All the stars journeyed to a Lake Tahoe cabin...
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Review: Skinny Dipped

May 24, 2009
I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn...
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