The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
...commercial, at LEAST skip to 0:45. You’ll be glad you did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDFVl5eHUmA The Tri-Phoria’s box did not want me to open it in this lifetime, AS YOU CAN SEE. And its instructions are hands-down the worst of the three. They unfold in a stupid manner, the text looks like a flood...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
