Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged... Keep Reading
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s... Keep Reading
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand... Keep Reading
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,... Keep Reading
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Keep Reading
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the... Keep Reading
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols... Keep Reading
Blink and you might pass right over them. They’re not terribly attractive, not revolutionary in function, not aggressively marketed. These... Keep Reading
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par... Keep Reading
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a... Keep Reading
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s... Keep Reading
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to... Keep Reading
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,... Keep Reading
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the... Keep Reading
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky... Keep Reading
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were... Keep Reading
