Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
It’s a tickle extravaganza! The folks at Tickle are letting me give away a Tickler! Ticklers are adorable little silicone...
Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
Back in October, we mourned the discontinuation of some of the loveliest neon dildos from Vixen Creations, including the green Mustang and all neon...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
