When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
...bullet is meant to go up your vag. It’s 3″ long and 1.25″ in diameter, made of velvety plastic. It has a 3.25″ plastic, looped retrieval cord attached to its base (not pictured — I have no idea why) that feels very sturdy and semi-rigid. The top of the bullet...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
