Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
rabbits
Also known as dual vibes, these toys provide clitoral and vaginal stimulation at the same time. Back in the day the clitoral part was always shaped like an animal, often bunny ears, hence the name “rabbit.” I really just don’t like this type of toy very much.
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
...an online photo editor. Start with levels, then adjust color balance and brightness/contrast. Crop thoughtfully, and use the clone stamp tool if there’s something distracting like a speck of dirt or tuft of cat hair. Force yourself to edit your photos, even if you don’t understand it. With enough practice, you’ll...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
