A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
rabbits
Also known as dual vibes, these toys provide clitoral and vaginal stimulation at the same time. Back in the day the clitoral part was always shaped like an animal, often bunny ears, hence the name “rabbit.” I really just don’t like this type of toy very much.
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
Since rabbits fit everyone so differently, I’m wondering if you could tell me how far your clit is from your...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The LELO Ina is a very divisive toy. Those who love it vehemently love it; others vehemently bemoan its incompatibility with their...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
