Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing over whether you’ll use the creepy white double dong or the creepy black double dong? Or for solo use? Like, oh, I feel like fucking myself with a specifically white cock-side tonight! Also, there’s a fucking wire inside it. For twisting it into fantastical shapes. Why not.
[This is the first installment of a new feature called “Um, No,” which will feature toys and other tidbits that are “WTF” and “LOL” worthy. Pocket pussies are some of the most hilarious and horrifying offenders, so I thought it only fitting that I begin with one.] Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing, the first ever conjoined twin fucktoy. Can I get a whoop whoop for symmetrical pussies and asses? And dog-bone-shaped CyberSkin? And finger holes?