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textured

An overarching category including any sex toy with texture to it. Sub-categories of texture include bumps, ridges, swirls, and bloops.

A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.
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Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
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Tantus Magma, Tantus Splash, Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish, and Uberrime Jellyfish 2.0 lying on colorful striped canvas.
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Review: Jellyfish 2.0 + Magma

Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
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A literal colander full of silicone sex toys shaped like various vegetables and fruit: corn, carrot, eggplant, banana...
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Hell Yes: SelfDelve produce-shaped sex toys

These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
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Joyful Pleasure glass dildos: Joyful Princess, Midnight Joy, Orgasmic Key Pleasure, Joyful Blue Swirl
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Review: Joyful Pleasure glass dildos

These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
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Crystal Delights Ash Girl glass dildo
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Review: The Ash Girl

I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
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Fleshlight Vibro sleeve out of its case, showing the bullet vibrators nestled into pockets of the sleeve.
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Review: Fleshlight Vibro

I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
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Tantus Splash, a well-read dildo, standing on a bookshelf.
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Review: Splash

The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
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Good Vibes Rippler dildo on concrete.
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Review: Rippler

The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic
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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
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Uberrime Helios Sun God and Splendid silicone dildos standing on a table, casting a reflection.
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Review: Uberrime dildos (Splendid + Helios Sun God)

When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
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Downunder Toys on a platter, left to right: Koala Kiss, Hot Banana Rod, Mr. H Rod (dual-density), Classic Hot Rod, Mr. H Rod (single-density)
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Review: Downunder Toys

Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
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Jopen Key Ceres Lace vibrator lying on a hardwood floor.
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Review: Ceres Lace

I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
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Fun Factory Stronic Drei pulsator outside, on icy cement.
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Review: Stronic Zwei and Drei

No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
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Fleshlight Flight with a fake Australian passport, because why not. It wants to travel.
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Review: Flight

It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
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Crystal Delights Star Delight close-up of the beautiful glacier blue aqua Swarovski crystal in the end.
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Review: Star Delight

Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
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Review: Spider

It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
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The LELO Ella, a white dildo with a flat tip, lying on a dark blue sheet. It is slightly wet.

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njoy Pure Plugs (medium and large) in a jewelry box with a bunch of gaudy bracelets and rings.

Review: Pure Plugs

Rainbow notebook, bracelets, and keychain.

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Magic Banana kegel exerciser and dildo, surrounded by plastic letters from the Bananagrams game spelling out "EMPOWERMENT."

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