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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

  • Banter
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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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Tenga is a Japanese company most known for their unique and well-loved masturbation sleeves. They also produce some toys for clits and vaginas in their Iroha line.

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Sex toy news: bionic dildos and a bundle of alien fingers

April 12, 2018
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Sex toy news: thrustin’, suckin’, and lube dispensin’

January 10, 2018
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March 22, 2016
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Sex toy news: squishy vibes and crowdfunded weirdness

November 3, 2014
Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
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Sex toy news: kegel ball butt plugs and ornate dildos

June 25, 2014
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Review: Tenga Iroha Sakura, Midori, and Yuki

May 28, 2014
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
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Sex toy news: a sex toy belt and a vibe that shoots water at your clit

December 4, 2013
Crowdfunding. Again. Always and forever. This time for wooden dildos, which, if you ask the creator, may just be the...
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Tenga Vi-Bo vibrators
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Sex toy news: vibrating orbs and pony tail butt plugs

October 14, 2013
The We-Vibe 4 is almost here. It’s smaller than the We-Vibe 3, with a much-improved remote. But it’s only available...
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Sex toy news: silicone paddles and self-lubricating vibrators

March 29, 2013
Tenga is breaking out of the masturbation sleeve box they’ve created for themselves, and are now making rechargeable vibrators. I...
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Red sex toy giveaway winners!

January 28, 2013
Whooooosh! That’s the sound of my red sex toy giveaway going by in a flash. Usually my giveaways last a...
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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

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Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

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