I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,... Keep Reading
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc... Keep Reading
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe.... Keep Reading
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in... Keep Reading
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still... Keep Reading
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color... Keep Reading
[Note: I no longer support James Deen or his work. Besides, these dildos aren’t produced anymore and any VixSkin dildo is better... Keep Reading
[This dildo is no longer in production; the closest approximations would be this or this.] A glass dildo shaped like an actual... Keep Reading
[Eeee! This incredible dildo comes in neon pink and tie dye in addition to skin tones!] Oh my god. This... Keep Reading
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8... Keep Reading
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it.... Keep Reading
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will... Keep Reading
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It... Keep Reading
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole... Keep Reading
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made... Keep Reading
