I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,... Keep Reading
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc... Keep Reading
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe.... Keep Reading
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in... Keep Reading
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still... Keep Reading
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color... Keep Reading
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,... Keep Reading
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why... Keep Reading
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a... Keep Reading
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8... Keep Reading
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it.... Keep Reading
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will... Keep Reading
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It... Keep Reading
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole... Keep Reading
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made... Keep Reading