I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
