Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
A glass dildo shaped like an actual cock sounded pretty nice. I’m a fiend for many realistic dildos, so why...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...