The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s... Keep Reading
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options... Keep Reading
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s... Keep Reading
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers... Keep Reading
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after... Keep Reading
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par... Keep Reading
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my... Keep Reading
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina... Keep Reading
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says... Keep Reading
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,... Keep Reading
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re... Keep Reading
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in... Keep Reading
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces... Keep Reading
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO... Keep Reading
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future... Keep Reading
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This... Keep Reading
