We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
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The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
