I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
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It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
