Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
