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Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.
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Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
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The Jimmyjane Rumble Seat, a white plastic toilet-looking chair with a grey vibrating bump on top, standing in front of my sex toy closet.
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Review: Rumble Seat

When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
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Strapless strap-on dildos. Tantus Feeldoe More, Tantus Realdoe Stout, Fun Factory ShareVibe, Happy Valley Tango.
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Why I don’t like strapless strap-on dildos

I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
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OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls.
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Review: OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls

My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
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Lovehoney Sqweel Go oral sex toy in a tiny casserole dish
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Review: Sqweel Go

“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
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iGino partying with a tequila shot,.
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Review: iGino One

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Me grasping the Jopen VR1 kegel balls, with rainbow-painted nails.
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Review: Jopen Vanity VR1

The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
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DUELING SQWEELS
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Review: Sqweel 2

Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
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Vintage vibrators: the Polar Cub Electric Vibrator (top), Oster Massagett, and Vanguard Vibro-Massager.
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Review: Vintage vibrators

The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
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Aneros Evi kegel exerciser on top of a cream-colored knit fabric.
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Review: Evi

I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
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Dame Products Eva "hands-free" "couples" wearable vibrator standing up like a creepy bug.
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Review: Dame Eva

I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
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LELO Hula Beads in the snow.
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Review: Hula Beads

Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
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Fun Toys G-Vibe, a purple dildo with a split shape, creepin' on the neighbors through the blinds.
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Review: G-Vibe

There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
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Revel Body sonic vibrator... plus jump drive and "competitor model."
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Review: Revel Body

I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
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LELO Ida vibrator in a box of various nail polishes.
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Review: Ida

I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
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Jimmyjane Little Chroma on top of my blender.
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Review: Little Chroma

The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
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